Friday’s Headlines — Bike Snob Goes Full Zen Edition

UPDATED | Some interesting tidbits to start the weekend:

I’m not going anywhere this weekend — except maybe to Soundview on one of Mayor de Blasio’s heavily subsidized pleasure cruises — so if something’s gone wrong in your neighborhood, why not send me an email (and then I’ll send David Meyer to check it out).

Update: Thanks to commenter vnm below, this post has been updated. An earlier version suggested that the photo of Tish James’s massive SUV was from this week. It was not.