Today’s Headlines

• Subway Service Is Improving: < 2 Massive Delays Per Weekday in December (NYT)
• Meet Joe Lhota, Andrew Cuomo’s Part-Time Political Attack Dog (Politico)
• Lhota Threatens to Punish All Straphangers for Fewer Fare-Beating Prosecutions (NYT)
• How the MTA Saddled Future SAS Riders With Longer Headways (Voice)
• There Is an L Shutdown Open House Tonight in Williamsburg (NY1)
• NYPD Has Practically Legalized Hit-and-Run in NYC (City Limits)
• Bipeds Register Only as Obstacles in DSNY’s State-of-the-Art Snow Situation Room (NYT)
• Former DOT Chief Lou Riccio Wants News Readers to Believe Uber Created Gridlock
• Psycho Who Shot Two People in Queens Traffic Dispute Gets 25 to Life (FHP)
• It Could Happen (Onion)

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