Today’s Headlines

Cuomo Signs New Texting-and-Driving Penalties Into Law (WNYC, AP)
State DOT: Pedestrian Median “Would Not Improve Safety” Where Ngozi Agbim Was Killed (Bklyn Paper)
More Coverage of Webster Avenue SBS Launch (NY1, DNA)
Driver Critically Injured Woman Near Queens Plaza This Morning (DNA)
Feds Suspend Disability Payments for 600 LIRR Retirees Accused of Fraud (NYT)
Imaginary Problem: Bike Congestion. Real Problem: 7.5 Million Cars in One City. (NYT)
Get to Know the Bike-Hating Guy Who Got a Megaphone From the Times (Bklyn Spoke)
Navy Man Charged With Perjury For Fake DWI Alibi (NYT)
Bike Snob: Where Was the NYPD Ticket Blitz on Drivers When Zipcar Launched?
Setting Up Cyclist Ticket Traps Must Be Much Easier for Cops Than Cracking Down on This… (Gothamist)
The New York City Bench Renaissance (NYT)